Longest Quote-Post Ever. (Don't read If You Can't Take It.)

(Hyun Seung was trying to cook some kinda dish for breakfast)

HyunSeung: My incredible skills.

JunHyung: What's that? Like mixed soup.

DooJoon: Does that look alright?

HyunSeung: The response is good ..

KiKwang: The smell is spreading.

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JunHyung: J-O-K-E-R. And pint sized Yang YoSeob.

YoSeob: I am not pint sized.

JunHyung: Yeah yeah, we made this track.

YoSeob: Who said I was pint sized? I'm over 160 cm!

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HyunSeung: I couldn't differentiate an elephant and an umbrella when I was young.

KiKwang: Mine was swing and see-saw.

-Ps: tbh, I couldn't tell between a swing and see-saw last time as well. ._. -

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JunHyung: The kids look shy.

DooJoon: Actually, we don't look very friendly and nice. There's even eyeliner, will they like it? -Points JunHyung's eyes-

JunHyung: I look very friendly.

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If you make me do weird things, I’m really going to catch a taxi and run away.

-HyunSeung

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These muscles are not used for doing work. They’re for pure eye-candy use!

-KiKwang [ Trying to get out of work on Idol Maid ]

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HyunSeung: If we fail?

Shin PD: If you fail, you'll be eliminated.

HyunSeung: If one of our feet touches the ground?

Shin PD: You'll be eliminated.

HyunSeung: Ok.

Shin PD: And then you, if you ask questions again, you'll be eliminated.

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YoSeob: Why are you wearing sunglasses in the house?

JunHyung: I have a severe case of night blindness.

YoSeob: You have to take it off then.

JunHyung: Really?

YoSeob: Severe night blindness .. doesn't that mean you can't see well in the night?

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Manager: Your members are so exhausted and have no energy but you can still think about eating?

KiKwang: Yeah *laughs*

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Er, dis-uh-count-uh, too expen-seeve

-DooJoon [ Trying to speak English to buy bugs in Africa ]

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KiKwang: YoSeob and I actually went to Ahyun High School together too for about a year. So we're just destined to be...  

YoSeob: A tenacious relationship!

DongWoon: I wouldn't be surprised it you were sick of each other!

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JunHyung: Don't split us up anymore.

DooJoon: If there's even one more mission, we're not going to do it!

YoSeob: You're really not going to do it?

DooJoon: We're going to run away!

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Actually, I’m saying this because he’s not here… But he actually has really low standards! Strangely low standards, really!

-JunHyung [ About KiKwang’s Ideal type .]

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DongWoon: Since we all like the hot springs, I want to go to the hot springs. Together holding hands ?-?

JunHyung: I don't want to hold your hands!

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JunHyung: I'm Mommy.

DooJoon: And I'm Daddy. -Looks to Junhyung- Hello my love.

-Omg sounds so wrong and gay.-

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HyunSeung: There's no other human disaster...

KiKwang: -to YoSeob- You're a rocker aren't you?

JunHyung: I suddenly feel distant from you...

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(In Idol Maid, The maid Bongsun cooked the members dinner.. and it tasted...lol. And JunHyung will be the last one to return to the dorm and eat her food.)

JunHyung’s not gonna want to eat anything for the rest of his life.

-YoSeob [ After eating what BongSun cooked ]

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(JunHyung probably took revenge on the members later?)

Among these candies, there might be a deadly candy. I will take responsibility for whoever eats that candy. It’s because, I don’t quite remember what I put in them.
-JunHyung
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After ‘Bad Girl,’ Son DongWoon’s best record was six pants.

-DooJoon [ About DongWoon ripping his pants ]

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Yoseob: Is someone in the girls' bathroom?

Doojoon: Yes there is. Yang Yoseob is using the girls' bathroom.

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There are about three opened windows on the internet right now. Out of those three, one of them is probably an inappropriate site.

-HyunSeung to KiKwang that's using the comp.

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Give me food. I’m hungry. We’re supposed to eat and live. Please give me food! 

-YoSeob

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okay omg.. the comp is lagging like hell. Toodles all~

-And sorry for this... I just HAD to share it... and I'm currently dying of boredom. ._.-